Dutch comedian and TV host Arjen Lubach has some ideas to pitch Disney after Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension — from far beyond the FCC’s reach.
Like many other late-night hosts this week, Lubach was reacting to ABC’s sudden suspension of Jimmy Kimmel Live! by ABC and parent company Disney, saying even a giant company like the Mouse House is “scared” of President Donald Trump.
“Everything has to be exactly how Trump likes it,” Lubach said on his satirical news magazine show, LUBACH. “Everything has to be MAGA now.
He then introduced a montage of Trump-inspired parodies of old Disney titles, including The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Encanto, The Little Mermaid, and even Bambi.
“We bring you a whole new Disney,” a voiceover states as Trump Tower slowly rises behind the familiar Disney castle.
In it, Aladdin and Disney princess Jasmine are yanked off their magic carpet ride and into an ICE van.
“We Don’t Talk About Bruno,” the hit song from Encanto, is replaced with “We Don’t Talk About Jeffrey,” including an appearance by the notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
“OK, now I’m gonna grab you by the p*ssy,” Prince Eric tells Little Mermaid Ariel before inquiring, “Uhh … where is your p*ssy?”
Bambi’s mother tells the titular deer, “all trans women are women,” before she’s roasted on a spit in the next scene.
Near the end of the gag, FCC Chairman Brendan Carr appears as a vehicle from the Disney film Cars, only to delightfully exclaim, “I’m gonna go suck Donald Trump’s d*ck!” before driving off.
“The new Disney — it’s a small world after all!” the voiceover concludes the parody parade.
Lubach joined a cavalcade of late-night hosts rushing to Kimmel’s defense stateside, including already-canceled Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Jimmy Fallon.
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